musings.

aanstine:

newcrystalcitysteel:

gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

yes this is pizza

GOLD

(Source: guyism.com)

mugglebornheadcanon:

522. A muggleborn faces a boggart and it appears as their favorite show being canceled. Some of the muggleborns begin to cry, and the purebloods just stand there looking really confused.

(Source: now-is-the-time-to-panic)

runningtheremedy:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

I didn’t know how much I needed to see this until I saw it.

runningtheremedy:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

I didn’t know how much I needed to see this until I saw it.

telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

hobbit4lyfe:

reschultzed:

thequeenofshebasays:

afriet:

John F. Kennedy on civil rights

And that’s why they killed him, because he cared and he was going to make changes.

and yet the changes happened: civil rights act of 1965

And yet people are still fighting for civil rights in 2014

whimsicalspecks:

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: ryanjhlee)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(Source: urbancatfitters)

snazzapplesweet:

im leaving youtube forever

snazzapplesweet:

im leaving youtube forever

Oh, Taylor

(Source: backtojulyninth)

whitekidniall:

GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

blingeed:

blingeed:

its midnight on a school night and ive ended up on the warrior cats wiki are you proud. i have to say though this thing is INCREDIBLY  well sourced

image

warrior cats wiki does not fuck around

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:
"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"
"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* I would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”
And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

search-the-castle:

ladiesloveloki:

nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Screw this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

Whoever wrote this needs to be punched. A lot.

Oh no 27. I’m 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world.

#that article is awful #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot, okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

A friend of mine was telling me about a conversation that she had with her boyfriend.  It went something like this:

"BF: Would you be upset if I left you for Scarlett Johansson?"

"My Friend: *looks BF dead in the eye* would leave YOUfor Scarlett Johansson.”

And you know what….I agree 100000%.

It is an indisputable scientific fact that 99.999999% of the world population would leave their significant other for Scarlett Johansson. The sole exception to this is Scarlett Johansson, who, of course, already has herself.

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.