musings.

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

(Source: tibets)

(Source: casfallsinlove)

m0ntreux:

universecity88:

im-lil-g:

kamikaze95:

This is disgusting delete this immediately

fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell

yeet


aye my mans getting that shit

m0ntreux:

universecity88:

im-lil-g:

kamikaze95:

This is disgusting delete this immediately

fuck u mean. bruh hittin that jig hard as hell

yeet

aye my mans getting that shit

(Source: lavagoth)

flancrossing:

this is a hat you can buy

maryjblige:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

image

leave peppa pig out of this

slayboybunny:

why does this puppy look like he just got told his company went bankrupt and his partner wants a divorce

slayboybunny:

why does this puppy look like he just got told his company went bankrupt and his partner wants a divorce

(Source: labias)

junigirl14:

toastor:

fallaces sunt rerum species means appearances are deceptive and Natasha Romanoff is the best fucking avenger fight me

This

(Source: knightlley)

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

(Source: slf142)

ctgraphy:

WING IT

(Source: cyborgpotatogifs)

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong